Just like the old days

Ah, the nostalgia – people bitching at me for lack of updates. Yes, I’m looking at you, Liz. However, it works, so hello! I had work to do last week! I bitch about having nothing to do, but once in a while my famine turns to feast and then I have to do a million… Continue reading Just like the old days


I (Tim) figured out how to put a picture in here! These are are our remaining pets. I don’t remember what pets I had when I was here before – I don’t think I had any dogs? And I know I didn’t have this cat. Winston is the rat terrier-looking one, Bitsy is the chihuahua-looking… Continue reading PICTURES

I had another thing to do

I literally typed in that title to explain why i had nothing up yesterday, then all hell broke loose here because there’s a snowpocalypse coming and when you work at a hospital that’s a big fucking deal and all of a sudden I had to call everyone and collect all this information and run reports… Continue reading I had another thing to do

Things I like

I hate Facebook, but I look at it pretty much every day because I have a private group I like, but the other shit is sooo boring. And the ads hurt my feelings. The old lady make-up (joke’s on you, I don’t wear anything but tinted moisturizer and I never will), the fake hormone shit… Continue reading Things I like


Texxie asked me if Holly was still cheering and what it was like being a college athlete. Well, first of all, she is done cheering. All those years of tumbling and landing hard caused a condition called Osteochondral dissecans or osteochondral defect, anyway part of the bone dies and then the cartilage won’t stick to… Continue reading Updates

Hot Tub Time Machine

My parents had a hot tub. They went through this phase where they hung out with this hip older couple who had tons of money, and my mom envied the wife so much it was truly pitiful. She literally had items on her Christmas list that were followed by, “Like Betty’s.” A cheeseboard like Betty’s.… Continue reading Hot Tub Time Machine

I flunked Jenny Craig

I’m not particularly proud of this, but also who cares, I do what I want. I got upset about my general appearance somewhat recently and decided I needed to lose weight. Also I discovered none of my clothes fit when I had to go back to actual work. I didn’t want to lose weight the… Continue reading I flunked Jenny Craig