Listen, I know all you people treat your bowels like indigo children and vigorously protest having any sort of control over them lest you damage them in some way and advocate taking a poo wherever and whenever the urge strikes, be it Walmart or my house or the tiny restroom next to my table at the local Mexican restaurant, but can we all agree that breaking wind in an elevator is never okay? It’s just [...]
Archive for the ‘Bitching’ Category
Too bad
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012(TWSS)
Monday, January 23rd, 2012Yeah, I didn’t live up to my promise to update this weekend. I HAD SHIT TO DO, OKAY? Man, since I started updating regularly I have been doocecapping it up, old school. Oh well. That’s how I do. So. After literally years of me bitching and guilting and moaning, we finally decided to get our house recarpeted. Yes, I know some of you are hardwood floor fans and I guess I am too, but look. [...]
Stop judging me!
Friday, January 13th, 2012Things about me that seem to concern people unduly: 1. I’ve never had a massage and I don’t want one. 2. I don’t like Girl Scout cookies. 3. I hang up on telemarketers. 4. I don’t want an iPhone or an iPad. 5. I don’t ever, EVER go Number Two in a public restroom and I don’t think you should either. I shall address these one by one and as a bonus I will add [...]
Drop the ball
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011Yes, I know I dropped the ball over the holiday, but never fear, people. Dankie’s been all over the case, with the WHERE ARE YOU and FINE YOU AREN’T UPDATING AGAIN WHAT DO I CARE. I was giving thanks, Ingrate! I am going to the family doctor tomorrow to get a check-up and bloodworkz before I see my oncologist for my quarterly visit in a couple of weeks. I haven’t felt great lately, so I [...]
So What
Thursday, November 17th, 2011Holly’s musical was fun last night. For me. Tim hates these things. As a shy person, he pointed out, “Last night was the worst night of the year for at least two kids on that stage.” No two in particular, of course, he was speaking in generalities and representing for the introverts. He doesn’t get the performance thing at all. Last night I ran out right before we left to grab a flower to give [...]
Straights
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011Just so you KNOW, I am not doing Nablopomo, I was just using the prompts. So it is perfectly FINE that I didn’t update for a few days. Fine with me, that is. The prompts…eh. They just don’t work for me. I guess that’s why I don’t fit into the whole Blogger persona. Wednesday, November 16, 2011 What is the moment that you leave childhood and enter adulthood? I don’t know, when you get over [...]
HATE! Plus other stuff.
Thursday, November 10th, 2011I am soooo disgusted with this Penn State mess. Yeah, right, old news, but goddamn. I don’t think it’s any secret, but I hate organized sports. They remind me of religion in all the bad ways. Sports make some people lose their fucking minds and forget their conscience and this debacle is a prime example. Joe Paterno should have been fired on the spot, the instant it became known that he didn’t do shit about [...]
OH MY NOSE
Monday, November 7th, 2011Monday, November 7, 2011 Making family time is important to me. How do you balance your children, relationship, and work life? Oh for god’s sake BlogHer Writing Prompt Lady. Hasn’t every female blogger everywhere written about this? Maybe I’m just not cut out for this shit because I’ve been blogging for 10 years and have covered every topic under the sun. I guess I can answer this question again, since I hid all my archives [...]
